Windows 7 Anti-Piracy

This is a Anti-Piracy screen as told by Fandom. One more thing, before we start, yes this is Windows XP Red Editon yet i do not die and it's much better nevertheless. This also comes from Geoshea's.

You are walking on a nice summer day when you spot a Afro-American Man on his yard selling some stuff.

PC here we sell PC here, PC here! He shouted

It's a Disc with only 2 words, Windows 7. Out of complete NOSTALGIA you buy. To your surprise, It only costed just 7 dollars.

You bring the disc home and load it to your Old Windows XP PC on your Mother's basement

You put the disc in your now dead PC

Windows 7 begins loading

Instead of being greeted with the Windows 7 Screen, you are greeted with this:

This is a pirated copy of Windows 7.

It is a crime to pirate Software's, just like how Games and Cable TV Providers do.

Please download a genuine copy of Windows 7, or Microsoft will send this message to your local Police Station, and fine you 7000$ for software piracy.

You may now shut off the PC. The voice said.

You are completely doing your SHIT in your pants of what are you seeing. What are you seeing is the Windows logo all in RED and Bleeding with Red and Black text(The text was bleeding like someone was vivisecting a cat.)

You didn't turn off the computer, even after you did your shit on your pants. It get's worse from that point.

The screen was LITERALLY making a scratching noise while the HP screen was on.

The Windows 7 Screen pops-up after 3 minutes of torture.

Everything was Red & Black like you we're trying to run it on a Virtual Boy with only a notepad file with only a word, pirate.

You click on it

The Notepad attachment is only the words P I R A T E being repeated over and over and over and over and over again before being jump-scared from a bunch of Black-Eyed Kids.

You get out the disc and burn it, and smash your old Windows XP PC with a Hammer and run it over with your mum's '92 Civic and throw them both on a viaduct.

The police is at the doorstep of your home and fines you 7000 dollars for that FUCKING SHIT you did.